cokeflow:

I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself

(Source: fingerblaster113, via orgasm)

safeguards:

my thoughts are tomatoes i cannot fathom into ketchup

(via phobias)

tylerknott:

Typewriter Series #830 by Tyler Knott Gregson

tylerknott:

Typewriter Series #830 by Tyler Knott Gregson

(via thegreat-katsby)

panicatthedanetrain:

Things I DO NOT want:

  • Another pretty face
  • Just anyone to hold
  • My love to go to waste

Things I DO want:

  • You
  • Your beautiful soul

(via phobias)

(Source: mcpippins, via stay-ocean-minded)

real-faker:

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions, via pizzacrustt)

“We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.”

—   Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead (via quoted-books)

dublintonewyork:

imagine how cool it would be if when we died we got our life statistics like how many times we laughed or cried or fell in love or how many books we’ve read or movies we have seen or friends you’ve made countries you’ve been to and you could see your whole life laid out after you died like how cool would that be 

(Source: mermaidagainstmisogyny, via delirious--souls)